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With incredible beaches, kangaroos, koala bears and BBQs on the beach – the beautiful country of Australia is one of the best places in the world to visit! So if you're looking to learn more then you're in the right place. Below I've curated a bumper list of Australia quotes that are guaranteed to have you booking your next trip Down Under! Not only can you use these quotes about Australia to inspire your vacation, but they are also perfect for those looking for Australia Captions for Instagram!
Funny Quotes about Australia
This is Australia. There are about 1200 animals that could hurt you in this picture.
Australia is about as far away as you can get. I like that. – Andre Benjamin
"The only time an Australian ever walks is when his car runs out of petrol." – Barry Richards
I've been to Australia. I've met the devil, drank beer, and snogged kangaroos. –Alan Martin
It is Australian innocence to love the naturally excessive and be proud of a thoroughbred gelding who ran fast. – Peter Porter
There is nothing more Australian than spending time in somebody else's country.
People who say, 'There's nothing to fear from spiders' have clearly never been to Australia. –Cate Blanchett
"Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development." – Barry Humphries
Once, in Australia, I ate 33 pancakes in 20 minutes, and I only did it because they said a girl could never enter the competition. –Olivia Wilde
Sydney Quotes and Melbourne Quotes
TheSydney's Knees
When I have a bad day, I dream about opening up a gelato stand on the streets of Sydney, Australia. Doesn't everyone have a random escape fantasy? –Nancy Lublin
TheMelbourne Identity
"I think Melbourne is by far and away the most interesting place in Australia, and I thought if I ever wrote a novel of any kind, I had to set it here." – Peter Temple
Australia Puns
"I thought I Vegemite like this place."
ICairns believe I'm in Australia!
ICanberra to be away from you.
You're theBrisbane of my existence.
For theDarwin.
A man's home is hisNewcastle.
You say it's yourPerth-day.
Gold Coast-er of love
Geelong, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
Oh!Darling Harbour, please, believe me, I'll never do you no harm
Puns about Australia
I left my heart down under.
Kakadu me.
KeepPalm Cove, and Carry On
I'm a river? No,Yarra river.
Lord Howe do I live without you?
It's time toMount Kosciuzko home.
Broadbeach-ly speaking.
Nitmiluk over there.
When the wind blows, theCradle Mountain will rock
Loch Ard abs.
Funny Australian Quotes about Koalas
Spendingkoala-ty time together.
Don't worry. I'm Koalafied.
You've got star Koala-T
We need to build akoala-tion.
My Australia puns arekoala-ty.
Australian Puns about Kangaroos
You'llroo the day.
We came tokangaroo-t on our favorite team.
People think they're nice, but they'reroo-theless.
Don't worry. Behoppy.
Aroo with a view.
Funny Aussie Sayings about Animals
Australiacrocs my world.
My favorite video game is MortalWombat.
D-I-N-G-O andDingo was his name-o.
I'mkookaburra for Cocoa Puffs.
Tasmanian Devil-ed Eggs
A trip to Australia is alwaysemu-sing.
Dingo the witch is gone.
I love Australia. I'm just wonderingwallaby back?
Ding, ding, ding-o.
I believeemu.
I am not acrook-odile.
Bill Bryson Australia Quotes
"[Australia] is the home of the largest living thing on earth, the Great Barrier Reef, and of the largest monolith, Ayers Rock (or Uluru to use its now-official, more respectful Aboriginal name)." – Bill Bryson, Down Under
"Australians are very unfair in this way. They spend half of any conversation insisting that the country's dangers are vastly overrated and that there's nothing to worry about, and the other half telling you how six months ago their Uncle Bob was driving to Mudgee when a tiger snake slid out from under the dashboard and bit him on the groin, but that it's okay now because he's off the life support machine and they've discovered he can communicate with eye blinks." – Bill Bryson, Down Under
"The people are immensely likable— cheerful, extrovert, quick-witted, and unfailingly obliging. Their cities are safe and clean and nearly always built on water. They have a society that is prosperous, well ordered, and instinctively egalitarian. The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn't get much better than this." – Bill Bryson, Down Under
"It has more things that will hurt you than anywhere else. Of the world's ten most poisonous snakes, all are Australian. Five of its creatures – the funnel web spider, box jellyfish, blue-ringed octopus, paralysis tick, and stonefish – are the most lethal of their type in the world. This is a country where even the fluffiest of caterpillars can lay you out with a toxic nip, where seashells will not just sting you but actually sometimes go for you. … If you are not stung or pronged to demise in some unexpected manner, you may be fatally chomped by sharks or crocodiles, or carried helplessly out to sea by irresistible currents, or left to stagger to an unhappy demise in the baking outback. It's a tough place." – Bill Bryson, Down Under
"I love a sunburnt country, A land of sweeping plains, Of ragged mountain ranges, Of droughts and flooding rains." – Bill Bryson, Down Under
"You are totally at the mercy of nature in this country, mate. It's just a fact of life. But I tell you one thing." "What's that?" "It sure makes you appreciate something like this when you know it could all go up in a puff of smoke." – Bill Bryson, Down Under
"Australia is just so full of surprises." – Bill Bryson
"No one knows, incidentally, why Australia's spiders are so extravagantly toxic; capturing small insects and injecting them with enough poison to drop a horse would appear to be the most literal case of over exaggeration. Still, it does mean that everyone gives them lots of space." – Bill Bryson, Down Under
"Australia is mostly empty and a long way away. Its population is small and its role in the world consequently peripheral. It doesn't have coups, recklessly overfish, arm disagreeable despots, grow coca in provocative quantities, or throw its weight around in a brash and unseemly manner. It is stable and peaceful and good. It doesn't need watching, and so we don't. But I will tell you this: the loss is entirely ours." – Bill Bryson, Down Under
"A suggested name for the nation's capital Canberra was "Sydmeladperbrisho" (using the first syllables of the state capitals)" – Bill Bryson
Australia Travel Quotes
I wonder if it is Australia's great distance from more populated landmasses that allows its inhabitants to be left to their own devices, to be incredibly creative and, at times, to be wonderfully weird. –Henry Rollins
Australia is the most isolated continent. –Jared Diamond
Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner. –Douglas Adams
Australia lives with a strange contradiction – our national image of ourselves is one of the Outback, and yet nearly all us live in big cities. Move outside the coastal fringe, and Australia can feel like a foreign country. –Kate Grenville
"In particular, Australia, because of its ancient geography, soil profile and distinctive weather patterns, is more adversely affected by climate variability than some other continents." – Peter Garrett
"The beauty of the air, from the air… You haven't seen Australia unless you see it from the air. The coastline, the colours of the inland. The claypans, the forests. It's just all so beautiful. You'd never see that from the road. People climb mountains to see these things. You see that every time you take off." – Nancy Bird Walton (Australian Aviator)
"The hot wind, born amid the burning sand of the interior of the vast Australian continent, sweeps over the scorched and plains, to lick up their streams and wither herbage in its path, until it meets the waters of the great south bay; but in its passage across the straits it is reft of its fire, and sinks, exhausted with its journey, at the feet of the terraced slopes of Launceston." – Marcus Clarke
Nature Quotes on Australia
I'm sure that there are places in the deserts in Australia that could be similar to where we might want to go on Mars. –Buzz Aldrin
Even the Australians don't know how beautiful their own country is. –Brian Cox
Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence. –Douglas Adams
I love Australia; it's such an outdoor life. –Darcey Bussell
"I stress the uniqueness of the Australian landscape and its metaphysical and mythic content." – Arthur Boyd
"I am lucky to live in an incredible place of deserts and ancient culture. Rugged country, at times harsh and unforgiving, but this facade crumbles every now and again to reveal the true delicacy of life in Desert Country…" – Peter Carroll
"It's the colours, the light, the space. It's really very deep in my soul… In the Australian bush and inland deserts, there is a sense of being the first person in a place." – Suzanne Cory
"It is not in our cities or townships, it is not in our agricultural or mining areas, that the Australian attains full consciousness of his own nationality; it is in places like this, and as clearly here as at the centre of the continent. To me the monotonous variety of this interminable scrub has a charm of its own; so grave, subdued, self-centred; so alien to the genial appeal of more winsome landscape, or the assertive grandeur of mountain and gorge." – Joseph Furphy, Tom Collins, Such is Life
Best Quotes about Australians
I like Australia, but every time I'm there, I feel like everybody's being sarcastic because everyone's so nice. –Banks
"Australians are a passionate lot. We are also a very practical lot." – Kevin Rudd
There is something about the Australian psyche that seems to like films that are slightly offbeat. –Nick Park
I think Australia has to be a country which has the 'Welcome' sign out. –Paul Keating
You can be tops in Australia and be unheard of everywhere else. -Barry Gibb
"Once people come to Australia, they join the team." – Tony Abbott
"The Australian people expect the Government to govern, they don't expect it to make excuses." – Tony Abbot
"The Australian fans are really friendly and personable; the sense of humour is a lot less dry than the English." – Tom Hopper
Famous Australian Quotes
"Australians have a free spirit and an ability to think outside the box, and that is why I like Australia so much." – Brian Schmidt
"I love food, all types of food. I love Korean food, Japanese, Italian, French. In Australia, we don't have a distinctive Australian food, so we have food from everywhere all around the world. We're very multicultural, so we grew up with lots of different types of food." – Hugh Jackman
"The Australians, it seems to me, thrive on their remoteness from the world and see it as a way of keeping up a code of "No worries, mate," while peddling their oddities to visitors: nonconformity is at once a fact of life for many, and a selling point." – Pico Iyer, Falling Off the Map
"Australians are very provincial in many ways. If they feel that you've used them as a stepping stone to bigger things, they resent it." – Graham Russell
"Australia's treatment of her Aboriginal people will be the thing on which the world will judge Australia and Australians – Not just now, but in the greater perspective of history." – Gough Whitlam
"In Australia, we cling on to whatever culture we have. We're such a multicultural country." – Brenton Thwaites
"It's Australian to do such things because, however uncivilised they may seem, it's human to do them" – HughMackay
"We believe in the Australian promise; that if you work hard, you won't be left behind." – Wayne Swan
"The Australian public are very fair and they are always prepared to give a leader of a major political party a fair go." – Tony Abbott
Famous Quotes about Australia
Leaving Australia was the hardest thing I have ever done. – Barry Gibb
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother. – Barry Humphries
Australia is the place I know best. – Angus Young
After going to Australia, it's hard to go anywhere after that. I want to move there. I'm obsessed with it. –Nina Dobrev
Australia, to the rest of the world, is just far away, and Australia in the Thirties was the faraway of the faraway. –Baz Luhrmann
Australia Captions for Instagram
A continuing narrative throughout Australia's history that says it is better to build up than to tear down. –Kevin Rudd
That's one of the things I miss most about Australia – the countryside. –Yvonne Strahovski
As an outsider, you don't think of Australia as being old-fashioned – it's only when you've been here for a period of time when you realize there are issues. –Boy George
I think Australia is pretty much living the last day on Earth in a lot of ways. –Nathan Phillips
I thought I would come to Australia and learn to surf. Instead, I learned to walk. –Bari Weiss
Best Australia Quote
"As we grew to love South Australia, we felt that we were in an expanding society, still feeling the bond to the motherland, but eager to develop a perfect society, in the land of our adoption." – Catherine Helen Spence
"Don't worry about the world ending today; its already tomorrow in Australia." – Charles M. Schulz
"Australia is a nation of compassion. Courage and compassion. And the third of these great values: resilience." – Kevin Rudd
"It's always a pleasure on a personal note for me to come back to Australia." – Nick Cave
"Being an Australian that's been No. 1 in the world back home playing in Australia, that's a pretty cool moment to have." – Jason Day
"Australia lives with a strange contradiction – our national image of ourselves is one of the Outback, and yet nearly all us live in big cities. Move outside the coastal fringe, and Australia can feel like a foreign country." – Kate Grenville
I love all kinds of insects, and I've heard Australia has some really interesting bugs. –Aurora
Top Australia Caption
God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia. –Russell Crowe
It's got more cosmopolitan, and it's lost its uniqueness, but Australia is still a great place. –Paul Hogan
Do I want everyone in Australia to know who I am? Absolutely. But the only way I can do that is by winning fights. –Robert Whittaker
It's always hot in Australia. –Angelique Kerber
Western Australia is covered by granite, the largest single piece of Achaean rock that still lies on the surface of the, of, of the Earth, that's 2.5 to 2.9 billion years old. It's one of the most ancient and intact bits of the Earth's crust. –Antony Gormley
I love Australia, and I especially love those rugby players. –Jennifer Coolidge
You're not Australian, Gina. –Amy from Brooklyn 99
Famous Australian Sayings
Australia is about as far away as you can get. I like that." – Andre Benjamin
"Being lost in Australia gives you a lovely sense of security." – Bruce Chatwin, The Songlines
"Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." – Charles M. Schulz
"People who say, 'There's nothing to fear from spiders' have clearly never been to Australia." – Cate Blanchett
"Australia's a place I've always wanted to visit because of the beautiful beaches. I am surprised by how cosmopolitan the cities are; it wasn't what I expected." – Sara Sampaio
"The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words." – P. J. O'Rourke
"It's rare that there's a role that requires an Australian accent." – Heath Ledger
"The Australian accent is sort of like going down a step in smartness, you could say, because you guys pronounce things as they're spelled. We add and abbreviate stuff." – Callan Mcauliffe
That's 130 Australia Sayings
That's the end of my bumper list, so I hope you've managed to find theperfect Australia quote.
I'd love to know which one is your favorite, and if I've missed any awesome quotes about Australia then please let me know in the comments below.
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